thecutestofthecute:

Here are some adorable dogs holding flowers. Have a great day everyone

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farted:

omFG I named my printer Meatballs the other day and when I turned on my computer omfg

farted:

omFG I named my printer Meatballs the other day and when I turned on my computer omfg

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opisthocoelicaudia:

godblessoursluts:

flappypussyz:

My coffee image

How the hell are you supposed to know how much coffee is left if the cup isn’t see through ???

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champagnepapa:

me: *strains eyes for wedding ring on hand of hot older guy*

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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punkmarauder:

can you imagine Oliver having to show up at quidditch trials and say ‘anyone who’s here to try out for seeker better go back up to the castle because an 11 year old boy rode a broom for the first time today and McGonagall gave him the seeker position before asking me or letting me see him play sorry guys’

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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t-apestry:

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